No Kids.... WHAT!!!????

For the first time in a year - Jer and I have no kids in our house... The silence is almost overwhelming!!! WOW!!! We dropped them off in Venus yesterday.. yes - I'm serious... Venus... and proceeded to go see the new Batman movie - which is the first movie we've seen together alone in 6 *count them* years!!!!

Anyway - it was a kick-to-the-buttness movie.... A little dark for my taste - but still overall a good movie...

We got home close to 10:30 and Jer was OUT! I couldn't sleep - thanks to the Diet Coke we had with the SUPER huge popcorn we had.... haha... damn caffeine!!

So tonight I got home - Jer had the house straight - and it has been 5 hours.... And there are still NO TOYS scattered ANYWHERE!!! It's crazy... This life that we've made!!!

We get the boys back tomorrow.... and Hannah back on Friday.... I'm missing them.... TOOOOOOOO much...

Sweet dreams my little babies... I love you all so much!

Life in our backyard...

A typical Saturday night for us consists of Holton going sleepy-tight at around 8... Haden fighting us until about 10 - and me, Jer and Dad hanging out in our backyard... WITH a whole hell of alot of Coors Light... (oh... and BUSCH 24's for Daddy-o)...

Haha... Jer and I are writing another song... It is a funny "Adam Sandler-ish" song... so a little levity is appreciated...

Backyards, Backyards...
Backyards - so many memories...

We're trying to keep the neighbors...
From calling the cops..
As I stand here ready...
To --- pop another top...

Everyone's talkin' loud
And EVERYONE's saying "hush"...
Please stop pissing on the neighbors fence...
And please don't 'fucking' cuss...

Backyards, Backyards...
Backyards - are full of memories...

I write this song because...
Bosses really suck...
I work for an asshole
To make a fucking buck...

And again - bosses suck...
(hee hee)

But tonight I'm in my...

Backyard, Backyard...
Backyards - are full of memories...

We tried it in the front...
But we party in the back...
We drink a few beers..
But we don't do crack... (duh!!!)

It's 9:58 - we got an hour and 2...
To get to the store for a little more brew...
Life in general - it's one big song...
But the backyard lights up ALL NIGHT LONG...

Backyards, Backyards...
Backyards - are full of memories...

When the trashman comes...
I wince - it's all fucking bottles...
But - I can mow the yard hungover...
And all my neighbors look like models...

Backyards, Backyards...
Backyards - are full of memories...

How does this shit work...
Neighbors - they all fucking hate us...
Saturday nights - they are here all fucked up...
In this shiz-nit - that we created!!! (hee to the hee again)

Our Backyard, Our Backyard...
Our Backyard - so full of memories...

Ok - so seriously - this shit is copyrighted... Because I'm good like that...

We haven't finished - bot totally having a really good time making fun of ourselves and our drunk neighbors...

I am SOOO Funny...

Sorry - Jer said 'THAT's enough!!!" But I'm crackin' my freaking self UP!!! I am so funny sometimes... Atleast in my own mind... heee toooo the freaking HHHHHEEEE!

Allllll right... fo-to-the-friggin-sho... Momma seriously has to go night night... Like really... SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEP is GOOOOOOOOOD....

It is 2:30... My kids will wake me NOW... And the again in an hour... and for like really real at 6 or 7... that sucks...

Love to much.. hahaha... (I know I sound retarded... but I'm funny... - Remember???)

HEEEEEEEEE EFFFING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:)

Another Cigarette...

So... I said I'd be back.... If any bitches try to take my words - I'll be kickin' some freaking ass-ness.. I'm drinking diet coke - somehow my favorite drink did not give any of my three kids three eyes each - anyway - uhhhhh... I haven't listened to Creed in a LONG ass time... Nor have I listened to Three Doors Down in LIKE for-freaking-EVER!!! But both are some GOOOOOOOOOD shiz-nit!!!

The internet gods have given us YouTube - where you can seriously find ANYTHING worth a shit....

Shit-ness.. Jer asked for Morrrrriiiissey??? WHO THE F is that?? Oh holy to the hell of something - I am listening to SHIIIIIIIIIIIIAT.... EL to the heck of CRAP-o!

NNNNNNNN EEEEEE WAYYYYYYYYYY.... Going night night now... :)

I know y'all love it when I sometimes d-r-u-nk- ISH blog...

Another day in the life of H & J... or J & H... whatever!

So - momma gets back to work today... Holton was running a bit of a fever last night and 'reahh'd' out of his diaper all over everything... I am attributing that to teething - because he had the crap last week that got us all friggin' gooey... I can only pray that the 'CRAP' is leaving our house!!! Jer has been ill - beyond ill - all day... :( I've been 'gooey' all week - today was decent but still not normal!!! ANYWAY - enough of TMI!!! All I can say is I am READY TO BE OVER THIS SHIT!!! You can only take so many 'for the team'!!! Regardless of mommy-ness!!! hahahaha

Anyway - (has anyone caught onto the fact when I'm trying to think of what to say- ANYWAY is what I say????) hahahhaha

(Song deleted for further editing! haha)

So - I'm probably going to edit this A MILLION TIMES - but that's just what I've got right now... I LOVE to write... I LOVE to love... But stains SUCK!

I'll be back later!






It is harder for most than some
To let the love you are given 'IN'

A day in the life of Heather and Jeremy...

Seriously... Things have been a little overwhelming lately! Work for both of us has been a little stressful these days... Overall - mine is fine - just in a slump and need to figure that out... Jer's... man.... He'll have to tell ya about that because I don't think I can even explain the ridiculousness he's dealing with... These kiddos are driving us both insane... If it isn't one thing - its another... And with the boys - its their brother... (haha... I rhymed)

Anyway - I got home last night about 6:15 - traffic was hell and it was hot... I changed clothes and at about 6:30 Haden says that he wants medicine because he doesn't feel good... I think he's goofing since his friend was sick yesterday - but low and behold 5 seconds after I laid him on the couch - he projectile vomits ALL over the couch - and again all over the floor - and again all over himself... This goes on for HOURS... seriously... I'd say it finally just got to dry heaving around 3AM...

This is him last night - wet cloth, blanket underneath and his bucket... :( He ruined the bean bag - it is unwashable and he covered it in puke. :( maybe I can save the innards to fluff another one...??



SO of course - I stayed home with him today and did what work I could from here - and he's just miserable and cranky!!! Hannah flipped out last night and asked if she could go down to daddys house so she'd be less likely to get the funk. Jer and I both feel oogey in the tummy - but that could just be the cleaning up of all the vomit. I still haven't gotten the smell out of the boys room from Holton's attack!! WTF???

Like I said last week - we are beyond blessed with a beautiful family, home, good jobs and more than alot of people in this world have... But all of those things are kicking our asses lately! :o)

Wishing everyone well... OH - Wait... Does ANYONE know how to get puke smell out of the carpet or couch? ugh... I've steam cleaned atleast 5 times (and I own a super-daddy steam cleaner) and I can still smell yucko-puke smell... My sis mentioned baking soda... I doused everything with Antibacterial spray today... Still stinks!

Mr. Pitiful after we hosed the puke off of him in the back yard... :(

Haden's 3rd Birthday!

I cannot believe that tomorrow my baby blue eyes is going to be 3! We're taking him to dinner wherever he wants to go tomorrow night and next weekend we're taking him and his best friend Greyson to Mountasia for a day of super fun... (He LOVES the bounce house room there)... I had planned on taking him to Trinity Park today to ride the little mini-train but it is just WAY too hot! Maybe we'll take the T to Dallas or something... haha...

Anyway - a few pics from this weekend:





Hannahs at her daddy's this weekend celebrating his birthday - (Haden and him share their berf-days) - so they'll probably go to dinner with all of us tomorrow night... :) I'm betting Chuck E Cheese is his choice! haha... (I'd prefer Incredible Pizza!) hee hee

OH! Heather and Matt came over last night to lay down a few tracks on the new digital recorder Jer got... OMG! Matt is seriously one of the most talented singer/songwriters ever! I need serious lessons in harmonizing - because I'm use to singing lead... Not sure if my ears work right in regards to that... Regardless - It was fun! But... me and Crown Royal are NO LONGER FRIENDS... Like - seriously ugh! Whew... I think I aged myself 30 years in one night...

Blessed...

You know... It sometimes takes seeing someone else in your life *beautiful Aunt Titi* finding their place in life to remember the beginnings of your own... I am an absolutely blessed individual that is lucky enough to have found "IT" with a wonderful man.... I've given birth to 3 *count them... holy holy holy* BEAUTIFUL healthy and smart children - and have all this other crap in general going on to boot... WOW...

It's ok to amaze yourself every once in awhile... RIGHT????

These "kids" - (our younger siblings) have SO much going for them... and so much life to live... It's just really... really... REALLY nice to be a part of it...

I love you girls.. All my little sisters... (and my one older one... hee hee :) ) - And I am completely and totally proud of you all...

Love... Big 'ole sis - H

DRAINED!!!

This week has just whipped my bohonkus! (sp? if it that was ever a word other than in my personal dictionary) - anyway - long week at work coming off of a week of with the kids... I enjoyed my time with them - but they wore me out too. I had SO many plans to 'go and do' while I was off - but learned that I was far too unorganized to get out of the house other than to go to the store...

We did manage to go to the Keller Pointe once to swim at the water park. Um... Lets just say and chasing a 3 year old (that keeps trying to drown himself) while holding a 1 year old (who ONLY wants to act like a submarine and submerge his face ALL the way under the water) was NOT fun for mom! Hannah helped SO much - but she deserved to have some fun too. She asked me a few times for ME to go down the big slide... it took me looking at her like she was crazy and asking her if she wanted to keep the boys from drowning while I went for her to understand that water parks aren't fun for parents. haha... :) Regardless - they had fun.

Holton really was trying to be a submarine. Lower and lower he'd go until he's start floating... haha... (i'm kidding- but if I'd let him he would)... He's fearless... Haden on the other hand is scared of his own shadow and freaked out because there was a bug on the stairs to get to the kiddie water slides... Someone finally kicked it off and we managed to get him down the slide a few times.

Whew... A few pics of our adventures... I must say - my kids are absolutely GORGEOUS... haha...












Lovin' my kids....